
I like to think of myself as a decent person, but like anyone else, there are times where I really reach my limit. Times like when a venue (say, the Gladstone) chooses to launch an art exhibit in one room and carry on another loud event (say, Karaoke) in another. This is especially brutal when people sing terrible songs during said karaoke. That is just NOT RIGHT OK?!
Also not right: unisex bathrooms in a dark hallway located in same venue. Hearing pop music being further desecrated is terrifying enough. I really don’t need to be leave a washroom stall only to run into a boy pulling up his jeans. Apparently the universe disagrees, and off-key Britney Spears does not constitute enough human suffering for one night. While it was bizarre in parts, it was fun overall, and my main regret was not buying this crazy shirt. I think if I had to describe it according to genre, it would be surrealist postmodern hipster.